new deutschbag hall of fame inductee: jon gosselin
posted by: Marc D (www.marcdejesus.com), 10.14.09 2:04am PST
Okay before I induct him to the "DEUTSCHBAG HOF", I will admit, rather shamefully, I was actually on this dude's side.
Of course none of us knew their complete story, but like most of America, I've seen episodes, and well, like most of America, I thought I knew them quite well. And fact is, Kate can be a bitch, all of the time. (not grammatically correct for effect) Fact is, Jon was surrounded by noise, all of the time.
On a side note: I actually spent all of 38 minutes with my nephews last week (ages 3 and 1.5) and my annoyance level elevated to code yellow at minute 39 so I could only imagine being surrounded by 8 of them for 24 hours.
And finally, fact is, having 8 kids probably turned Kate into the panama canal. (hey don't kill the messenger)
So yah, when Jon actually went apeshyt and started hookin up with the nanny and partying it up in Vegas, I understood. When he suddenly began dressing up like a Macy's catalog reject that screamed "Im going through a midlife crisis", you guessed it, I understood. I sympathized for him, BUT that didn't mean I agreed with him. Cause yunno, i've done some really retarded things in my life, and being somebody that despises hypocrisy, I sympathize with retards.
As long as the dude was honoring his obligation and responsibility to his children, then fine do whatever the eff you want. And of course he did.
Until yesterday, when a Pennsylvania Judge ordered Jon to return $180,000.00 to their joint account.
In my eyes and i'm sure the eyes of the few remaining Jon sympathizers across the country, he finally crossed the line.and joined Rod Blagojevich (took me all of 3 minutes to google his name and type it correctly), OJ Simpson and Pauly Shore in the Deutschbag Hall of Fame.
Dude seriously, you get paid doing your promotional gigs, your vegas appearances, your tv time and even your upcoming reality show... sht you can even get paid writing an effin book! But to drain away your families' bank account so that you can relive the 20-something years you lost raising a family??? You are officially a deutschbag, not quite captain of the deutschbag all-stars, but youre probably the facility maintenance worker of deutschbags...
As a newly inducted Deutschbag Hall of Fame recipient you get a good kick in the nuts, a couple of STD's and 20 straight days of "boo's" every where you go.
da-da-da-deustchbag (burp)